Johnny 5. The Cylons. R2-D2. Hal. The Sentinals. K-9. Mecha-Streisand.

These famous robots have got nothing on us. We’re ever evolving and ever improving just like them! We’ve got a brand new Facebook page for you to peruse, our website is now fully interactive so you can leave comments on our blog about Sundance and anything else you’re feeling, and we’re learning to use our robotic proboscises to hack undetected into Diebold voting machines. What power!

OK. Maybe we’re not the best robots. Sometimes we cry alot. We’re really just 5 dudes who like to carve designs out of hair on our faces.

But we are nothing if not party machines. And this Saturday we’re going to throw down Birthday style: Aquarii unite!! In honor of the new grey hair on Walt’s head and the sudden dignified air that surrounds publicist Bonnie Hannah, we’re throwing them a show. I mean, we’re throwing them a party that’s really a show! Yipes.

Oh, and it’s free. Come tip a glass with us.

Saturday 2/9 @ Midway - 9:30pm
(Formerly Scenic) Avenue B & 3rd St. in Manhattan
FREE SHOW!!!

Because tall people suck at Twister,
The JSB

www.thejonesstreetboys.com
www.myspace.com/thejonesstreetboys

Special thanks to Tammy and Mary at Orange You Glad for creating this awesome website…  We’ll be adding more soon so stay tuned!